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I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP, a book of humor and satire by an author who was called "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut, is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, radical, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is unfamiliar to most Western readers. Subversive and diaper-wettingly funny, this book is for children of all ages over 15. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don't be surprised if they decide to read it to you. By the father of 3 children, 8 other books, and 1 kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to grow up.This e-book edition was No. 2 on Amazon's Political Humor bestseller list for nearly 5 weeks. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, Amazon 5-star review"I bought this book looking for a good laugh. I ended up with more than a few." Alex Canton-Dutari, Amazon 5-star review."
ALLIGATOR ATTACK! An early morning crawfishing trip within the dark swamps of Louisiana leads the Cantor kids to an airboat ride they'll not soon forget. The Cantors find themselves up against dangerous alligators, snakes, and thieves!
All-time greats, teams, today's favorite players, and playing tips Updated stats and records, the Super Bowl, notable players, and team news. Football is the most popular sport in the U.S. According to a Harris poll, 35% of fans call the NFL their favorite sport, followed by Major League Baseball (14%), college football (11%), auto racing (7%), the NBA (6%), the NHL (5%) and college basketball (3%). Everything Kids' books have sold more than 3.7 million copies! 'The Everything Kids' Football Book, 5th Edition' has everything young readers need to learn about the sport, whether they are new to the game or longtime fans. Filled with the latest stats, tackle-worthy trivia, and more than 25 fun puzzles, this revised and updated guide to the gridiron tells readers all about:. The history of football and the NFL. Football stats and record holders. How to predict which teams will make it to the Super Bowl. How to develop offensive and defensive skills. Fantasy football leagues Featuring all the fun facts about football heroes, memorable games, and legendary plays, this fun and informative guide coaches readers on the tactics of the game so they can blitz, tackle, and make those touchdowns like a pro. AUTHOR: Greg Jacobs is the author of the first four editions of 'The Everything Kids' Football Book'. He is a teacher and coach at Woodberry Forest School. For Woodberry football, Greg has been quarterbacks coach, running backs coach, offensive coordinator, statistician, play-by-play broadcaster, and color commentator. Greg also has worked for STATS, LLC, as a scout, reporter, and statistician.
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